i would like some white rice, with some more white rice thanks

they feed me a lot.

they  feed me alot for breakfast (three scrambled eggs, 5pieces of toast, and a block of cheese)
they feed me even more for lunch (hot bowl of soup, heaping plate of white rice with a cut of meat and potatoes)
then they feed me dinner (mountain of pasta with meat, with another half a plate of white rice)

there are some types of food you can shove down your throat, white rice would not be one of them. oh yeah neither is hot soup when it is 90+ degrees. Never knew, imagined, dreamed it was possible that activating my metabolism when i eat makes my body work hard enough to start sweating. yeah i am that obese single guy in the corner of denny´s gulping down his grand slam while dripping through his shirt.

I started my english classes, i teach about 6 classes a day three times a week. The one teacher just has me aid her in pronunciation, and grammer while she leads, the other teacher leaves. yep, just walks out right after he gives me a theme like the seasons or time. Cant lie though it is high entertaining. The kids, and when i say kids i mean high school, i teach a 19 year old, well the kids just stare at me waiting on my ever move, and they know almost zero english so i conduct the class is spanish, which is the enteraining part. a back a forth convo i can do, but a lecture for 45 minutes is totally another ball game. So i just start talking, and they are way too afraid to laugh at me so instead i just start cracking up cause i know i soud ridiculous, and i also make jokes that no one gets so laugh a little more. All in all they love me.
I had a class for 2 hours yesterday, 2 straight hours. after the first i asked them what they wanted to do. they replied SING!!! meaing me sing. so i did. i wrote down the lyrics and sang the second hour away. The one teacher returned to class... and took up a seat with the students to listen. maybe next week we will learn how to dance. Life in general is just ridiculous

i am starting a vegetable garden so i can one day eat a salad instead of more rice, and i went to a huge mall with a costco type store about 30 min from my site, and found snack packs!!! After a day of barely understanding what is going on, and constently looking like an invalid, the sweet taste of something familiarjust fills your soul with joy. Not sure how else to explain it, but the sight of a snack pack was like seeing the fountain of youth. I eat doritos, a lot of doritos, because i can relate the taste to something before 3 months ago. So sad and yet sooo satisfying.

and after rereading this we can all probably assume that i am getting fat...
Yes its an assumption cause i have not seen a mirror in weeks, i am now starting to understand why.